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Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.


Thursday, February 04, 2010

I just had to!!!

I got this as an email and I just had to post it,I JUST HAD TO. ENJOY!!


And God Created Virginia .

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Virginia , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."

God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington , DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."


12 comments:

  1. Hey Mike,
    I am from Virginia....I really like this.

    Blessings,
    Tammy

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  2. Bwahahahahaha. I would have had to post this one too. Perfect Mike.

    Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

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  3. Finally free,i'm glad you liked this one.

    Sandee,you are welcome to it for a posting if you want.

    Mari,sometimes i do find some zingers.

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  4. Mike, GREAT ENDING> I loved this one. Thanks for a good laugh.

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  5. Matty,I'm glad that you enjoyed this one.

    Just Breathe,I thought so.

    Audrinna,I'm glad I made your day.

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  6. Oh this is a good one. But, wait, what about Maryland? That's me!

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  7. Celestine,has a cousin that lives in Maryland.

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