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Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wacky Wednesday.


After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning..

'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 155 kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.





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14 comments:

  1. I just loved this one, Mike! I'll be laughing about this all day.

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  2. Thanks for the laugh today....

    Blessings,
    Tammy

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  3. Very funny. We know God has a sense of humor - he created humans.

    Dam

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  4. Bwahahahahahah. I think I'd have just let this go before I ever got the chief involved. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day Mike. Big hug. :)

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  5. Laura,Syd,Finally Free,Nessa,and Sandee,when I saw this one I knew I had to put it here.I'm glad that I made everyone's day.

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  6. LOL! That is too funny :) Thanks for the laugh today.

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  7. Okay Mike, that was a good one! Thanks for the smile! :)

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  8. Monisodes,Just Be Real,and Mari,I'm glad that you enjopyed this on.I foud it extremely funny so I posted it here.

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  9. HAAAAAAAA that was a good one, I thought of a different ending was coming, but yours was way better.

    I remember when Pope John Paul was alive and first become Pontiff, he had a beat up, I think Toyota and he loved to drive it himself before he was the pope.

    I read somewhere that he sold it and of course someone who bought it put it up for sale on Ebay and it went for a ridiculous amount of money. But it must have been cool seeing the former owner on the paperwork was the pope himself.

    I have to say I loved Pope John Paul, maybe because I am Polish and so was he.

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  10. M.O.B.So an I.I was proud that he was our Pope as well.my Cousin and sain first the church now we go after the world.

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  11. Dear Mike,
    I have been out of commission for a month with bronchitis and feel like I haven't laughed for a month, and I am STILL chuckling as I write this comment. THank You, so much.

    By the way, you look great!! I saw your picture since you have gone after losing weight. Fantastic! Good for you, Mike!
    Sincerely,
    'Tart

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  12. 'Tart,sorry that you have been under the weather for so long.
    I have passed a new milestone,I'm down to 279 now.Hugs my dear friend.

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