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Saturday, May 15, 2010

SILLY SATURDAY

An older couple is lying in bed one morning. They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.'

'Why not?' he asked.

She answered, 'Because I'm dead.'

The husband asked...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!'

She said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.'

He insisted, 'You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?'

'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts'.


 WITH A BIG TIME TIP OF THE HAT TO SANDEE FOR THIS ONE.

5 comments:

  1. Oh man, I can see myself some day saying that. Not far off too.

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  2. This is another good one Mike. It made me smile this morning. Glad you shared it!

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  3. what a riot! it suddenly got me doing some reality check here. lol!

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  4. Matty,Mary and Bing I'm glad that you enjoyed this one.and yes I may not be far off from this as well.

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  5. I hurt this morning but am definitely not dead--thankfully.

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