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Friday, January 07, 2011

the perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.


A cell phone on a bench rings and the man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 Models.  I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great!  Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They're asking $950,000.'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.  They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK.  I'll see you later!  I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye!  I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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Posted by Coffeypot at 8:31 PM
Labels: Golf Locker Room, Men In Locker Room

With a Tip of the hat to COFFEEPOT from who I got this one from.

5 comments:

  1. He's sure generous with some other guys money. Bwahahahahaha. Now that's funny.

    Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

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  2. Sandee, you betcha,this is the kind of guy I'd slug!

    Mari,yep!

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