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The Blogger's Prayer

Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.


Saturday, January 08, 2011

Silly Saturday

THE TOILET SEAT

Charlie’s wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”

The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed.”
With my that's to the DA Dude go visit him Here

9 comments:

  1. I saw this over at Steve's site. It's a good one indeed.

    Have a terrific day Mike. Big hug. :)

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  2. Syd,I'm glad you enjoyed this one.

    Sandee,it was so good I just had to swipe it.

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  3. Mari,I'm glad that I could provide a laugh for you today.

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  4. ROFL I've got to show that one to my hubby! Thanks for stopping by today and your nice comment. I see you love music. Won't you stop by Monday for my Monday's Music Moves Me, and play along with us. It's tons of fun, and this week is Freebie week, so you can post whatever kind of music you'd like. I love your taste in music that I've seen on your blogs. I'm following you on everyone too. Have a great day!

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  5. Xmas Dolly,I just might do that.I take part of a music monday theme on Mike's Place.

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  6. Speedcat Hollydale,I'm glad you enjoyed this one.

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