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Sunday, September 24, 2017

Silly Sunday


Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Church Signs

The following are actual signs found on church property.

"No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."

"People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright."

"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."


 

4 comments:

  1. Love them all and they are ever so true.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)

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  2. LOL these made me giggle some churches have a great sense of humour :-)

    Have a signagetastic Silly Sunday :-)

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  3. Heeheehee! It's especially true about the committee. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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  4. Mike,

    Fabulous church signs humor! I think my favorite is "People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." But these are all excellent, thought. :D

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