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Friday, January 07, 2011
the perfect Husband
A cell phone on a bench rings and the man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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Posted by Coffeypot at 8:31 PM
Labels: Golf Locker Room, Men In Locker Room
With a Tip of the hat to COFFEEPOT from who I got this one from.
5 comments:
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He's sure generous with some other guys money. Bwahahahahaha. Now that's funny.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. Big hug. :)
Ha ha! That is pretty cute!
ReplyDeleteSandee, you betcha,this is the kind of guy I'd slug!
ReplyDeleteMari,yep!
Mike, you are cracking me up today.
ReplyDeleteSyd,I'm glad to be of service.
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