the Six Truths in life

SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior

because they can do it.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this, partially...

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth.

with a Big Tip Of the Hat to SILLY WILLY AND FLUFFY

A Silly posting!

as the title says: "Here I come to make your day--- that means that SILLY SPOUSE is on the way" SUNG to the Mighty Mouse theme song. It's been a while since I did a really silly posting.

Valentine's day

I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say
THAT'S MY FRIEND!
Give this heart to everyone you care about including me if you care.
I may not be the most important person in your LIFE. this was sent to me via email and I just had to share it.

You say I think.

Here is my latest entry to the you say I think Meme.


1. Resolution :: decision to change something.

2. Break :: "breaking up is hard to do....."

3. Tied :: toung tied.

4. Suffering :: from a hang over something that I have not had to do in 17 years.

5. Instead :: of going out staying at home.

6. Divorce :: been there done that.

7. Slash :: tires.

8. Cough :: syrup.

9. Happy :: Feet.

10. Sniffle :: prelude to a cold.

So Now is the question,do you want to play along????????

1. Resolution ::
2. Break ::
3. Tied
4. Suffering :: .
5. Instead ::
6. Divorce ::
7. Slash ::
8. Cough ::
9. Happy ::
10. Sniffle ::

With the New Year soon to be here ... ( A Double Dog dare)

As the title states,with the New Year just around the corner. I double dog dare you to post your silliest thing that you ever did to celebrate New Years!
Here it the Silliest thing I have done. I was on temporary Duty Assignment(TDY) to an Air Base in Taiwan called C.C.K.(don't remember how it was spelled) When we were on a layover in Taipei on New Years Eve. Doing what I did best I was sightseeing when I ran into a group of fellow service men blowing off some steam. I joined them and soon we all were felling no pain,and ended getting up on top of the bar and danced a kind of chorus line thing celebrating the New Year,when the combination Military police,shore patron and Air police came into the bar ordered us down off the bar and hauled us in,until we were collected by our units. Needless to say we all were in hot water.
I got off with a serious a** chewing.

Now then,I will up the ante to a Triple Dog Dare!!!!

something really great.

While traveling through the land of blog I ran into something I found really interesting.Here is the link to the site. ultra-awesome.blogspot.com

I will also link you to a second site where some else built a different "toy" that site is scadinc.blogspot.com

warning,warning sillyness comming soon to this site

be afraid,be very afraid there will be sillyness on this site. you donot know how or when you will see muppet madness,But it is comming.I put a taste of it up tonight.

Hell no I wont go

This is the photo that I tried to up load that I was ranting about when blogger was being sooooo co-opertive.....NOT! so I managed to upload it today. Hope everybody enjoys this.I found it funny I hope you do as well.

this says it all.

this says it all.it also defines how I feel about my military service sometimes,and some of the other "jobs' where I worked.

To read this all you have to do is Left click on it and it will open to full screen.