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Saturday, April 24, 2010
Poetic Justice Female style
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'
Damn! Women think of everything!!
With a big time tip of the Hat to Sandee,from whom I swiped this one.
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Thanks for the laugh - that was a good one!
ReplyDeleteGlad you swiped this one Mike. I swiped it too. Those are always the best jokes...
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. Big hug. :)
I needed a good laugh on a cold windy and rainy Saturday! Blessings to you! Anne
ReplyDeleteMari,I'm glad you enjoyed this one.
ReplyDeleteSandee,hey when you see a good one you just gotta have it.
Annesphamily,I'm glad to be of service.Might I suggest that if you are not following SANDEE that you go and check out her blog it's loaded with some of the great stuff.Tha I add here.
Great one,Mike.
ReplyDeleteI dropped dead barking...
Mr.Rex,I am glad you enjoyed this one.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteCharlotte
Charlotte,When I saw this I just had to post it here as well.
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