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Monday, July 20, 2009
When yo gotta...you gotta.
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
* If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
* If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
* If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Nick I thank you for this posting.It is keeping with my Class Clown thing from my past.
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That was very funny. You could certainly drive people over the edge with that.
ReplyDeleteThis post alone made blogging worth while today!! Fantastic.
ReplyDeleteAnne,this is just one of many funny things Nick has up today.
ReplyDeleteA Stich in Thyme,you will truly enjoy Nicks Monday blog it is called T.B.I.M.(too bad its monday)
This is a good one. Thanks Mike!
ReplyDeleteWanda's Wings,we aim to please.
ReplyDeleteJust what I needed at the end of a Monday, a smile and a chuckle...good one!
ReplyDeletePatrick,I'm glad that I made your day!
ReplyDeleteYes, this is priceless Mike. Thanks for sharing the humor.
ReplyDeleteJust Be Real,you have St Nick to thank for this one.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed that this morning. Thanks, Mike.
ReplyDeleteMy heart is with those folks on your prayer list.
God bless.
Sandy,I'm glad you enjoyed this one,and thank you for the prayers.
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH THANKS for the laugh! I can definitely relate to obsessive-compulsive he he...Sometimes it's hard for me to stop some voices in my head from shouting at me over and over and over again...and when I'm obsessed with something, I can spend hours trying to think about it or read about it...for days on end hi hi hi...
ReplyDeleteBtw, THANKS for visiting my blog!
Amel's Realm,some of that's and I'm not tellin what ones.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, Mike! I admire class clowns. I'm more on the quiet/shy side, and people don't know what to make of me when I attempt to be humorous.
ReplyDelete...Just rambling most of the time my attempts at humor is looked down apon by my family.I'm glad that they do not read this blog.I'd really be in trouble.
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