THE TINY CABIN
A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she asked.
'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.
'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.
'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.
'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as a family?'
'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door. 'This is the outhouse.'
Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?
A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she asked.
'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.
'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.
'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.
'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as a family?'
'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door. 'This is the outhouse.'
Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?
I love that! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI remember outhouses quiet well. Using a branch with leaves still on it to swish around before sitting down to get rid of any spiders, and taking newspaper with you to wipe. And the aroma...
ReplyDeleteMari,I'm glad you liked this one.
ReplyDeleteAkelamalu,yep.
Cofeepot,one of my relitives had one of these as well.
Funny LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL Mike, very cute. Made me smile.
ReplyDeleteHave a great week, my friend.
Blessings,
Mary
Wanda's Wings and mari,I'm glad that you liked thid one I hope that the both of you have a great week.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Now that's a hoot Mike.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. Big hug. :)
and another lovely Browns season... why do I do this to myself? lol
ReplyDeleteGod help us if Washington gets a hold of our health care...
Scott,we are gluttons for punishment as far as the browns go.
ReplyDeleteHealth Care,hopefully it will not be any worse than medicare.