With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and the acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations later this year.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R Grace Co. will merge and become ~~ Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Saltines join forces and become ~~ Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become ~~ MMM Good.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Defasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ~~ ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become ~ ~ FedUp.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become~~Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become ~~ Knott NOW.
8. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name~~ TittytittyBangBang.
9. Simplicity Patterns and publishing giant Simon & Schuster will be known as~~Simple Simon
10. A merger of the Bush Bean Co. and Maria Callendar Foods will produce~~Same Shit Different Day
With a tip of the hat to Hale McKay for this one.
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009
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These are so good. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI stole this one from Hale too, but it won't post until next week sometime. It's a good one isn't it.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Mike. Big hug. :)
Mari,Thanks to Hale I swiped it from him.
ReplyDeleteWanda's Wings,it is good.
Sandee,that's why I swiped it.
Mike, I loved #5- Fed Up.
ReplyDeleteThose were all great.
I hope you are hanging in there.
Neat, thanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeleteFinding Pam,I'm glad you enjoyed this one.I am hanging in there.thanks for stopping by and thinking about me.
ReplyDeletePatrick,thank you.
Now that was funny !!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteat #8 LMAOLOL
very funny MIKE..LOL! thanks for the big smile you gave me today =)
ReplyDeleteSpeedcat,I'm glad you enjoyed these.
ReplyDeletePink Lady,we aim to please here at Golch Central.
Thank you so much Mike..these are hilarious and Walter and me both had a really big laugh!!
ReplyDeleteThat is something we both really need right now. We are still chuckling!!
Jackie xoxo
Jackie,I'm glad that I gave you some comic relief.Especially with what you are dealing with this week.
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