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Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

wacky wednesday Senior Dress Code

Many of us 'Old Folks' (over 50, hovering near 50, or way over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins


And, most importantly...at some point you have to give up the “DAISY DUKE” Shorts.




With a tip of the hat to Wildcatsthree over at Living well with pets.


Please note I had scheduled this earlier this week. Hopefully I be back on line tomorrow.

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13 comments:

  1. SandeeWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 11:08:00 AM EDT

    Oh Lord. Thank God I know how to dress. Geez. Thanks for the laughs though.

    Have a terrific day Mike. I hope you are feeling well. Big hug. :)

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  2. MariWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 11:21:00 AM EDT

    Those are quite some combinations and the picture is beyond words!
    Hope you're surgery is going well and you are soon back to feeling like yourself!

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  3. AkelamaluWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 11:23:00 AM EDT

    You are sooo right, those things do NOT go together!

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  4. Debby@Just BreatheWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 1:35:00 PM EDT

    Did she look in the mirror before she left the house. OMG!

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  5. SydWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 2:06:00 PM EDT

    Hey, I still have my Daisy Dukes that I wear on the boat. I think I even a photo of me in them.

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  6. Awake In RochesterWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 3:57:00 PM EDT

    "Old Folks" EK! I'm around 50, but I'm not middle age yet! Gov. schwarzenegger thinks that he will live to see 120. That would make 60 middle age. I don't want to live THAT long, but 60 as middle age sounds great to me. ;)

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 8:54:00 PM EDT

    Mike, I thought I asked you NOT to use that picture of me *wink*....

    E gads... you gotta give her the "steel balls" award though, man she's tough and doesn't give a rat's arse. Hugs. Tammy

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  8. PatrickWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 8:56:00 PM EDT

    That picture is beyond words...

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  9. Dick StoneWednesday, October 28, 2009 at 10:12:00 PM EDT

    unfortunately, I have seen #9 too many times.

    and when I got down to the picture I just about lost my dinner,

    thanks Mike

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  10. UnknownThursday, October 29, 2009 at 5:42:00 AM EDT

    Well, you've done ruined the really good time I was gonna have.

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  11. Mike GolchThursday, October 29, 2009 at 3:16:00 PM EDT

    Sandee,Mari,Akelamalu,Just Breathe,Syd,A.I.R.,A Stich In Thyme,Patrick,Dickster 1961 and Fish Hawk I'm glad you enjoyed my offering for this Wacky Wednesday.

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  12. Wanda's WingsThursday, October 29, 2009 at 6:37:00 PM EDT

    THAT PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS!

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  13. Mike GolchThursday, October 29, 2009 at 9:03:00 PM EDT

    WEanda's Wings,Yep!

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