A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.
The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The trucker replies, I'm not horny... I'm homesick.
with My Thanks to Sandee,from whom I swiped this from,and a Tip Of The Hat to Phil over at Phils Phun where she swiped it.
I love swiping stuff. This one made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Mike. Big hug. :)
SANDEE,I like to swipe stuff as well.I just got to remember to post who I swiped it from to avoid getting flack!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, that was so great. I'm going to have to share that one with my trucker friends. Hope you are okay and Happy St. Patrick's Day!
ReplyDeleteHa! Good one!
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteheeheehee... i almost fell off my chair! way to go, mike!
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