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The Blogger's Prayer

Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

SILLY SATURDAY

An older couple is lying in bed one morning. They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.'

'Why not?' he asked.

She answered, 'Because I'm dead.'

The husband asked...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!'

She said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.'

He insisted, 'You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?'

'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts'.


 WITH A BIG TIME TIP OF THE HAT TO SANDEE FOR THIS ONE.
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5 comments:

  1. MattySaturday, May 15, 2010 at 3:46:00 AM EDT

    Oh man, I can see myself some day saying that. Not far off too.

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  2. MariSaturday, May 15, 2010 at 5:53:00 AM EDT

    This is another good one Mike. It made me smile this morning. Glad you shared it!

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  3. Bing YapSaturday, May 15, 2010 at 1:08:00 PM EDT

    what a riot! it suddenly got me doing some reality check here. lol!

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  4. Mike GolchSaturday, May 15, 2010 at 3:48:00 PM EDT

    Matty,Mary and Bing I'm glad that you enjoyed this one.and yes I may not be far off from this as well.

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  5. SydMonday, May 17, 2010 at 11:09:00 AM EDT

    I hurt this morning but am definitely not dead--thankfully.

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