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Saturday, January 15, 2011
a good dog
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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That's good! I was laughing out loud while reading it. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Good rules for the dog, Mike!
ReplyDeleteMari and Lin,I'm glad you enjoyed this one.
ReplyDeleteYep these are very good rules indeed. Now if he can just remember to do all of them. Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Mike. Big hug. :)
Sandee, you betcha.
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