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Holy Humor
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up.."
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
Glad you posted a Silly Sunday. This is a good one too.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday Mike. :)
I often wonder, do fish ever tire of seafood?
ReplyDeleteLaughing...I love all three jokes, but the last two really got me. Thanks for the laughs Mike!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Silly Sunday!
Sandee,i meant to have it ready to go last night but forgot to do so.:( :-h :-f D-) :-*
ReplyDeleteAnnie,I'm glad you enjoyed them! :-) :-h :-f D-)
Timothy Hecht,who knows. :) :-h d-)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ I think I'd throw up
ReplyDeleteHave a tanfabulous week :-)
stevebethere,and than I would try to stop the bleeding. :-h d-) :(
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