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The Blogger's Prayer

Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.


Sunday, November 08, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!



 How children perceive their Grandparents...

1. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!"

2. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."

3. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised "Mine says I'm 4 to 6."

4. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said... "How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'ay' to 'I' and add 'e's."




 

8 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Love this Mike. Kids just get stuff don't they. Okay, they don't have a dirty mind either.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)

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  2. LOl kids can be hilarious heheh!

    Have a funnytastic Sunday :-)

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  3. Sandee,yes they do,the dirty minds come later.:)) :-h :-f d-)

    stevebether,Oh Yeh! :-h D-)

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  4. My underwear says 40-44. I'm younger than I thought. I guess if I lose some weight, I can really turn back the hands of time.

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  5. #2 was especially funny.
    I'm scared to look in my underpants 'cos I'm afraid of what I might find ewwww....

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  6. Heeheehee! You can always count on the kids to say it straight!

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