San Francisco Skyline

San Francisco Skyline
I've been in my own boat sitting out in this water looking at this view. Awesome!-Sandee. This is a Tip of The Hat to Sandee, my Co-Author and blog wizard.

The Blogger's Prayer

Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

A Retired Persons Perspective:

    I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
    I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably pretty upset.
    Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
    You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
    I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
    I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
    I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
    Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.


  1. Haha! they made me laugh

    Have a laughtastic day Mike

  2. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love them all Mike. Sorry I'm so late. We were gone all afternoon yesterday.

    Hope you had a great Silly Sunday. :)) :-f :-h d-)

  3. stevebethere,I'm glad they did! D-) :-H

    Sandee,as ling as you guys were have fun that is what counts not when you come to visit. :-f :-* :-h D-)


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