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Bungling Burglars:
Investigating a purse snatching in Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, 'Yeah, that's the woman I robbed.'
In Nashville, they tell of a burglar who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing, only to be awakened by police.
In Rhode Island, police were sure they had the right man when the suspect in a string of coin-machine thefts paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters.
Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a man who was fleeing naked. He said he'd stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable.
In Lawrence, Kansas, officers tracked a midnight thief who prided himself on his running speed by following the red lights on his high-tech tennis shoes.
In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid ID. in a "Seven-Eleven" robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said "Cedar Woods Apartments" and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front.
Two robbers in Michigan, USA, entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
A robber, in a town in Germany, was caught after he escaped with his swag but he left his trousers behind. Police successfully arrested him at a railway station trying to board a train in his underpants.
Bless their hearts. It's a good thing some of these crooks aren't very smart.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday Mike. :)
Well they were definitely bunglers for burglars lol
ReplyDeleteHave a bungletastic week :-)
Sandee,it's these kinds that kept us in business. :)) :-h :-f :-* d-)
ReplyDeletestevebether,even the smart ones eventualy get caught it's only a matter of time! :) :-h d-)
Heeheehee! Some people should just get a day job and skip the life of crime stuff!
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