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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!


Aircraft Fuel
 
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia .
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’

Jim says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.

You wanna try it?’

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.

The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It’s Jim. Jim says, ‘Hey, how do you feel this morning?’

Dave says, ‘I feel great, how about you?’
Jim says, ‘I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?’

Dave says, ‘No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..’

‘ Yeah, well there’s just one thing.’

‘What’s that?’

‘Have you farted yet?’

‘No.’

‘Well, DON’T – cause I’m in New Zealand’

With a Tip Of the Hat to Stevebethere



6 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Goodness.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)

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  2. Sprays blog with air freshener LOL :-)

    Have a nice day :-)

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  3. Heeheehee! Hope he had his passport on him. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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  4. Stevebethere,I hear ya! :-d cheer

    Messymimi,he might not have. :d ;((

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  5. I admire people with intestinal fortitude.

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