CLEVELAND SKYLINE

CLEVELAND SKYLINE
BORN HERE RAISED HERE AND MOST LIKELY WILL PASS AWAY AND BE BURIED HERE AS WELL.

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San Francisco Skyline
I've been in my own boat sitting out in this water looking at this view. Awesome!-Sandee. This is a Tip of The Hat to Sandee, my Co-Author and blog wizard.

The Blogger's Prayer

Lord help me to learn to spell without spellcheck, manage to visit all that visit me, and post regularly - all in 5 minutes a day, so that I can clean house and take care of my family. Help me to not look at every occurrence in my life as a blog post, and to quit taking pictures of weird things to share as well. Please Lord, help me to stop talking about my blog friends as though they are next door neighbors or someone I have known all of my life. And help me dear Lord, to think of something witty and wise to post tomorrow.


Sunday, September 17, 2017

Silly Sunday


Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.
Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!






Oxymoron's:

    Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
    Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
    If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
    Why is bra singular and panties plural?
    Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
    Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
    How come abbreviated is such a long word?
    Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
    Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?



 

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