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Sunday, November 05, 2017

Silly Sunday


Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.
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Intelligence:

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, ”Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?”

”I don’t know,” responded the other. ”I’ll ask him.” So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. ”Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?”

”Intelligence,” the boss said.

”What do you mean, intelligence’?”

The boss said, ”Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.”

The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand.

The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, ”That’s intelligence!”

The ditch digger went back to his hole.

His friend asked, ”What did he say?”

”He said we are down here because of intelligence.”

”What’s intelligence?” said the friend.

The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, ”Take your shovel and hit my hand.”



5 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I can see why he's in the hole digging. No intelligence.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday, Mike. :)

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  2. Sadly I've known people like this. They get re-elected.

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  3. Sandee,Yeppers.:) :-f :-h d-)

    Jan,you are right about that.:-h d-)

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  4. LMAO @ Jan's comment soooo true haha!

    Have a intelligenttastic week :-)

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  5. Heeheehee! It’s why some of us are housekeepers and some of us are hiring housekeepers.

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