Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the crud out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crud out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."
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Monday, September 07, 2009
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Good one!
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ReplyDeleteMari,I'm glad you liked this posting that SANDEE MADE.
ReplyDeleteWanda's Wings.I still have som personell thing to work on.
hahaha, great joke!
ReplyDeletePatrick,I'm glad you enjoyed Sandee's posting.
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny, really enjoyed it!
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